Memes of Crime and Punishment

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    Text - Floyd @dafloydsta JUDGE: You're charged with stealing penguins from the zoo. ME: *lips right on mic* I needed groomsmen for my wedding, your Honor. 17/01/2017, 17:23
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    Land vehicle - Kati Clayburn Friday at 9:08 PM • Y'all be careful out there. My friend had 2 Cowboys tickets sitting on the console. They broke in his vehicle and left 4 more.
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    Text - sextronautt how can lawyers argue without crying lightspeedsound I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude Source: sextronautt 1,277,233 notes
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    News - NEW ORLEANS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO D0 WITH A BOMB FOX 26 houston.com
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    Sign - Display gang signs to receive tic tacs
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    Photo caption - INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES one has a one structured settlement needs cash now CALL J.G. WENTWORTI 877-CASH-NOW
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    Text - GUILTY PLEA ALVIN CROSS, JR. DOUOHERTY CONTY TERI DCE Guy Accidentally Texts His Probation Officer "You Have Some Weed?"
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    Text - Marc Lacey O @marclacey 14-1111 CONSENATIVE MODERATE A Prisoner Who Briefly Died Argues That He's Served His Life Sentence A Prisoner Who Briefly Died Argues That He's Served His Life Sentence nytimes.com 20:57 · 2019-11-08 · Twitter Web Client 940 Retweets 2 435 Likes
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    Text - How fast was this duck going
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    Text - Rollman @Rollmaninoz Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again 4/5/15, 3:06 AM 4,382 RETWEETS 7,869 LIKES
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    Text - 7 Brent retweeted Truckstop Vigilante @BRENTHOR Yes, judge I do have something to say. If you truly are what you eat then I am an innocent man. Thank you. 12/18/14, 12:38 PM 284 RETWEETS 636 FAVORITES
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    Standing - Follow me for more recipes
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    Face - Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In
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    Text - Merry Christmas from your lawyer: but in no way guarantee I wish you / aMerry Christmas reasonably andlor festive period including but, reasonably not limited to and a happy new year: twelve (12) manths from the date hereof. KU Kenh M9. Cne eros aldmosa vatnoM
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    Text - UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE FEDERAL BUREU OF INVESTIOATION Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you gonna never make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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    Text - Dave @T_N_Crumpets Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths "not guilty"] Me: hot milky
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    Text - Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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    Font - DO NOT FEED OR MOLEST THE DUCKS LA. COUNTY CODE 17.04.470 *slowly puts away bread crumbs and turns off Barry White playlist*
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    Text - pilau @FU_TangClan me: I can't do it I'm too shy, you ask her friend: no way man you do it me: *giggles* gimme your money this is a robbery 9:55 a.m. · 17 Jan. 20 · Twitter for iPhone 581 Retweets 2,834 Likes >
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    Text - You g alarmingpenguin instagramofficial: cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you me: yeah he was not very friendly Source: instagramofficial 216,765 notes ... A
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    Tapir - Nobody: Bears without the 2nd Amendment:
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    Text - Goats? @Gooooats THUG 1940s Detective: It was a hot night in the city of angels when a leggy blond walked into my office. She had 13, maybe 14 legs. Way too many. 10:35 AM 05 Jun 17 · Twitter Web Client
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    Fictional character - caw? CAW! cawcaw! CAW & ORDER
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    Facial hair - NETFLIX A NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY SERIES MAKING A HAMBURGER @theplugformemes
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Judge :l order you to pay £10,000. Mario: Why? Judge: It's a fine. Mario: (sadly) No itsa not.
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    Text - Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente I refuse to believe this lawyer has ever lost a case with this power tie. #TigerKing 3,613 15:47 - 22 Mar 2020 Q 205 people are talking about this >

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